We were in Istanbul for a week, and at first that seemed like too much time but it ended up being fine. We did some couchsurfing, which was interesting (and cheap) but also had its downsides. For the uninitiated, Couchsurfing.org is a website where you can have a profile and either stay with strangers (who you can scope out based on what previous surfers have said about them) or host people who are passing through. I used its counterpart, hospitalityclub.com, in Europe in 2006 and always had good experiences, but had never used either one since then. At this point we were ready to lay a little lower and save some money, so we got online and stayed first for two nights with a couple of very nice guys in a very cool apartment that was far from everything, and then for three nights with two very nice guys in a well located but... um, well let’s just say that when you are two 30-ish men living alone, sometimes your space is not up to the standards of women. Neither house had an oven, which was a bummer because we bought supplies for making hallah before figuring it out, and ended up hauling flour around the city and accidentally abandoning it in house #2.
We made the transition to Mehmet’s house on Monday and that basically ended up eating our day. It took a while to get going in the morning, and then we had to take a ferry to the Asian side of the city and a bus to his neighborhood, then wait for him. When we got to the house we did laundry and went to the grocery store, then cooked dinner for the two guys and ourselves. On the stove, naturally, even though I’d shopped/planned for a casserole!
The next day we took a ferry to one of the Prince’s Islands and this was one of the highlights for me. The islands are sort of distant suburbs to the city, and it was full of huge and elaborate, though startlingly run-down, mansions with lots of nice gardens, trees, and open green space. We hiked all over the island and got great views on all sides. We also found some great baklava and ate a lot of it. The funny thing about the day was that we had accidentally left the house almost without cash, so we had to strategize carefully to keep enough for all the transit rides! This involved trading the last of our Euros with a Dutch girl for Lira and begging more than one ferry guard for mercy (once when we accidentally bought the wrong tokens, once when we took the wrong ferry and had to turn around). The day was fun and the island was just so peaceful and serene. There are no cars on the island aside from emergency vehicles and a 3-vehicle funeral procession that we saw next to the (beautiful) cemetery, but all the roads are wide and paved! It seemed like a strange allocation of resources…

The boat ride back to the city took place near sunset...
That night we got back hours later than we had planned. Our host Mehmet had planned this outing to see live Balkan music, and the preview recordings he played for us sounded great! Then the night of the event, he had gone on out early, and his roommate who was supposed to take us got sick so he gave us (really bad, it turns out) directions to the bus stop and then Mehmet took a good half hour to meet us at the Burger King where we were supposed to wait for him. We go to the club at 1 and the band had long since finished. So we danced at the club for a while, but we were tired and it was only a so-so night out. My kind of party night—and this has been true since college and before—starts by 10 and ends by 2, and that’s why I know I was meant to be young in the US and not in Europe!
The following day we had to transition to the other homestay since the guys at the first place both left town. It was raining and we spent most of the afternoon in the modern art museum and then window shopping and reading in cafes in the Taksim area, where there are a lot of Western stores and it looks just like the pedestrian malls of… every other European capital. I was about to say with more kebab shops, but there are a lot of those in Europe too. We got to our new homestay that night, made some conversation, and went to bed early.
Friday we went out and did a few more touristy things, and I was REALLY GLAD that we made it to the Basilica Cistern. I expected an underground water tank, but in fact it was… well, it was an enormous room full of evenly spaced pillars holding up an arched brick ceiling. The floor was covered in clear water (you walk around on platforms) and the columns are all eerily lit with orange lights. I found it spectacularly creepy and ancient feeling! The cistern dates from the 6th century, when it was used to store water for royalty. Given the time of its construction, it really seemed like a marvel! We also went to see Hagia Sophia (cool but not mind-blowing) and the spice market (so many free samples!)

Our last day was dedicated to logistics for our upcoming travel. We planned a Nepal itinerary and sent it to our families, tied up loose ends that would require a computer (aside from this catch up blogging, which I’m doing on the plane and will hopefully get a chance to upload in Kathmandu) and so on. In the afternoon we went out and had a nice lunch, then looked for a place to print some documents including our flight confirmation and the Everest Base Camp chapter from the Lonely Planet Nepal guide we’d purchased online as pdfs.
This episode ended up being hilarious. First we asked around about where to print. A guy in a café gave us directions and then told us to come back afterwards and he’d treat us to a tea. We went on down the road he indicated and asked someone in a photo studio. That guy only spoke basic English, but he came with us and asked in all the shops down the street until we found one that would do it. There, a boy who spoke even LESS English helped us communicate with the other people there who spoke NONE. First they printed it such that the pages were huge (rather than book-style, it was twice the side and each book page had its own sheet). We tried to indicate that we wanted it printed two pages to a side, double sided. Which ended up being hilarious because Carla demonstrated this with one hand in front of her, then the other, then again lower down, in such a way that she looked like she was a mime doing the I’m-stuck-in-an-invisible-box routine!
The guy made a few sample copies and it looked right except that there were 2 copies of each page (side 1: page 59 and page 59. Side 2: page 60 and page 60). We pointed this out using sign language. He tried again and now there were FOUR pages to a side! We sent him back again (all with lots of laughter and good nature all around, thankfully). Then we got it back to 2 to a page, only this time it was out of order (60 then 59, etc) so we pointed THAT out, and finally he got it just right. We all high fived each other. High fives were the common language in that print shop.
Then we went back to that tea shop and sure enough, our Cassanova treated us to not only tea but also two beers each and one Raki (anise liquor, ubiquitous in the regions we have traveled on this trip under different aliases (Arak, Ouzo)). He had similarly recruited three Spanish girls and two Czech girls, so the table contained 7 hot women plus these two Turkish guys, which was funny because it was so blatant. Still, they wouldn’t let us pay for anything, and it was fun to sit around getting tipsy with such an international crew.
The day before at the spice market we’d met a Turkish-Italian guy named Roberto who was cool and seemed genuine. He gave us his number and we’d made plans to have dinner with him that same night, so we ended up telling him to come to this place and he came with his friend who also works in the market. Then it came out that his name was not Roberto and he wasn’t Italian—basically he’d told us all kinds of stories before he thought he’d ever see us again, so we got to make lots of fun of him as his real story came out. I’ve done similar things—when you meet someone in a random place, it can seem fun to give a fake name and a fake story. I’ve never really been burned before, except by one guy I met at a Pomona happy hour and told I was pursuing a career as an actress and really went into great detail before telling him it was all a joke. He wasn’t amused and I’ve never spoken to him again. But I digress.
We left the café and these two guys, “Roberto” as we continued to call him and his friend, took us to a local restaurant where we got one last dose of our fave Turkish food (meat and eggplant in garlicky yogurt with tomato sauce). These guys insisted on paying for our meal! They also got charged WELL under what the menu had said (the perks of speaking Turkish?) and then tried to bargain the price down further before paying.
We got home and got some sleep before leaving for the airport the next day. We managed to spend every last lira cent at the airport before jetting out of Turkey and on to… Dubai. Which I didn’t think would be a stop at all, but it ended up being one of the most interesting ones yet!